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Ngabhebha Ikhaladi

Ngisebenza nabantu abashadile bodwa, kunalosisi ongikhonzile ngokwazi kwami. Ungilanda njalo endlini mase kuyiskhathi somsebenzi angibuyise ntambama masizongena over time singena ndawonye singo Maintaner benkaphani sifundele I.T losisi uyikhalathi mina nguMzulu. Lwafika ke usuku lwami lokuzalwa agihug ekuseni angiqabule athi zongenzela yonke into namuhla ngoba usuku lwami lokuzalwa una 24 yena mina ngina 25 ngo December, ayi sisebenze kahle ntambama angithathe angiyise eSpur afike angithengele ukudla sidle naye sisadla nje ngilokhu ngimkhahlela ngezinyawo ngaphansi kwetafula lase Spur, kudlule omunye usisi asincome ethi "chah naze nafanelana angifuni kuba nomona nibahle nifanelene, ningaphoxani nithandane njalo nje" sivele sihleke sobabili sibukane emehlweni akhophozele akhiphe izicathulo ngaphansi kwetafula angithinte ngezinyawo zakhe ezithambe kamnandi angibuke emehlweni ngihleke kancane abese azikhuphula izinyawo zakhe aye ayothinta amasende. Livele livuke sametime ipipi lami phoh lide yini, athuke amemeze "owh my!!!" bephenduke abantu avele athule abheke phansi azenze oqhubeka nokudla maqede abuyisele izinyawo zakhe emasendeni ami angaphansi kwebhulukwe. Ngizwe esethi asambe manje angiphathise Jacket yakhe ngifihle ngayo umthondo oqhanyelwe, sifike emotweni ayidumise ngokushesha ingaphumi ngendlela engiyijwayele imoto ngizitshela ukuthi khona akasayokuthenga before sihambe kanti sibheke epaki sekusebusuku vele manje lokhu siphume ngo 18:30 emsebenzini manje mhlampe abo 8 Sifike kwenye ipaki abafana bayibiza ngephola inezihlahla kamnandi nezindawo zokuhlala afake imoto yakhe ngaphandi kwezihlahla, avele angigxhumeke ngolwimi alugoqoze emlonyeni alukhiphe aluphose ezindlebeni, ngangiqala ngqah ukukhothwa izindlebe kanjeyana ngiqhanyelwe ngife ngimbambe sakumqukula ngifuna kumgibeza phezu kwami asuke estulweni sakhe lesi sika Driver/ umshayeli. Avele athembe nje agibele kimi alalise istulo sami somgibeli iyadlala ingoma emnandi ka Avante - Toutch You Till The Morning ngimxope umunwe uphume womile hawu ngixakeke asiphushe isitulo uyasheshisa manje avule uziphu akhiphe umthondo wami agqume yedwe awuphose emlonyeni uyakhothana nangu umfazi wekhalathi. Ngigcine sengimfenda emlonyeni ngomthondo aphume emotweni angikhiphe kuhlale yena phansi ngimuhlothe umsunu ngiwudonse amemeze "yes baby, Right the e ere. Fuck you make me cum" ngivwe engathi uyashipha kanti uyachama. Angidonse azifakele yena umthondo ngisho ngifenda nami sibhebhane strong, sibhebhana nje sibhebhana skuni nalomfazi wekhalathi. Angibambe angincele ngimfende ashintshe akanule imilenze izihlalele obala inquza ngiwuphose akhele kakhulu kukhonkothe izinja zabelungu emajalidini. Angiphose ngaphansi angifende umfazi wekhalathi ngathi lizonqamuka ipipi athi kade wayengifisa siphume emotweni siye ebhuthini ahlale phezu kwebhuthi ngimile mina ngiwushise akhale kakhulu "baby i ** m cumming" kanti nami sengiyachama sichame sibambane sicishe ukuwa

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